Because "All Men Are Created Equal" is not a fucking recommendation.

So I had to be in at work at 3 am today, and I have just barely a voice. I ran into my boss who teased me and said " now its a good time to tell you you're taking a 25 percent paycut because you can't argue!"

Not cool work. Telling someone they are getting a paycut after they have to come in at 3 am on a Saturday is so not on. Grrrrr.

a bunker hill day miracle

: proscription; June 17th, 21:48

Thanks for your crossed apendeges! I got rehired at my old job doing the same thing for maybe less money and more work. I don't really care though. I'm just relived.

in better news, today is the aniversery of bunker hill! I read 1776 today in comemeration.

I also have a date for Saturday!

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: proscription; June 16th, 10:19

I HAVE POSSIBLE GOOD NEWS ON THE JOB FRONT!!!!! EVERYONE KEEP YOUR FINGERS AND TOES CROSSED.

yay sillyness.

: proscription; June 11th, 23:43

❝who do you ship me with?❞

fuck yeah

: proscription; June 2nd, 22:38

Nyc welcomed me back by having mr smith goes to washington on tv for me.

The part where he walks onto the senate floor gets me everytime.

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: proscription; May 27th, 21:20

BANDIT IS THE BEST NAME FOR A BABY EVER GERARD I LOVE YOU. DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS , ITS AWESOME!

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: proscription; May 18th, 10:24

I demand a theme party of the mid to late 90s.
Get on that folks.

Ten things I missed

: proscription; May 8th, 16:15

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: proscription; May 7th, 11:13

My co worker keeps insisting that Jesus murdered Mohammad. Does anyone have a witty comeback to this for the next time he brings it up?

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: proscription; May 6th, 11:37

I hate my teeth. I just back from the dds and they fixed an infection I had that was making my face puffy and it hurt a lot. Now I am so starving. I want natchos and cheetos on top of them with that cearel that has chocolate in it by special k. Mmmm. I can't have good things though. I put my sunglasses on and my hood of my hoodie up so that noone at work can tell I had to take vicodins. Also I think I bit though my lip but it didn't hurt because I can't feel my face. I wish I had some candy or maybe a vacation to a warmer place with no teeth. J said that I was high and when I talk to my co workers they laugh. Also lola just lold at me because I don't know. Now I have to keep on writing my papers that never end ever. This one is about the continental congress playerz. Cccckkmn99

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: proscription; April 27th, 14:10

Wtf. I had jury duty today and was out for our break and was walking around downtown. I was just thinking that I didn't wanna go by ground zero because it freaks me the fuck out. When I swear to god the lowest flying plane I've ever seen swoops around the harbor. I noticed the giant fucking shawdow on the buildings first, actually and then everyone started screaming. So me and like 150 people are standing in the middle of the road slack jawed watching to and so people are running and like screaming and it flys around a few time and cop is like oh don't worry about it and it flew away but man. Heart attack of the day.

ETA apparently it was obamas plane doing a fucking photo op. Wtf people. Not cool.

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